January 12, 2012

In A Relationship With...Herself.

 I was on Facebook and I saw an FB friend (This chick in my class way back in elementary who used to steal my lunch money.) posted some weird shit so naturally I went to her page to see what other weird stuff she's got. I see she's in a relationship and because I'm nosy I went and checked her boyfriend's page and OMFG. I checked his wall and ALL his activities only involved him and her.It was just the "boyfriend" posting shit on her wall. And her liking it. ALL. There was no other activities involving other people; it's just basically the "boyfriend"and the girl. Only the girl likes all his statuses and posts. No one else.


ALAM NA!


Someone's in a relationship with herself.

Seriously, that is the saddest and the most pathetic thing ever. You know how it's super sad and pathetic to post stuff on FB and then like it yourself? This is like 100 times worse than that. I can't even comprehend why someone would do something like that. It's so embarrassing.

And also they don't have a single photo together. Ha! No pictures it didn't happen!

Her alleged boyfriend even said "Let's get married ha?".

No babe, I don't think you're allowed to marry yourself. Time to break up with your imaginary boyfriend and look for a real one.

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Okay so I just wanted to share this. I was in a coffee shop with a friend and when the barista asked for his name I said "It's Eric! But it's spelled as Erica. The A is silent. Eric silent A." And look at his drink! Made my day! We didn't even realize until he finished his drink. So funnnny!


Anyway, I have a major and super late end of year post (obviously from last year)  but I just haven't gotten around to finishing it. This weekend I will! Yay!


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